Proving to be a bright bloke, George Groves admits Andre Ward would knock him onto Queer Street

Proving to be a bright bloke, George Groves admits Andre Ward would knock him onto Queer Street

The Chicago Bulls and Derrick Rose should forget about this season

The Chicago Bulls and Derrick Rose should forget about this season

Despite training with Tom Brady, loathsome wide receiver Terrell Owens will remain unemployed

Despite training with Tom Brady, loathsome wide receiver Terrell Owens will remain unemployed

Birthday babe of the week – Diora Baird

Birthday babe of the week – Diora Baird

A codeine-craving signal caller who displayed the diligence of Jeffrey Lebowski off the gridiron, a scout predicts JaMarcus Russell will again play in the NFL

A codeine-craving signal caller who displayed the diligence of Jeffrey Lebowski off the gridiron, a scout predicts JaMarcus Russell will again play in the NFL

A true artist on the hill, Giants hurler Madison Bumgarner may capture the Cy Young Award this autumn in ‘The Paris of the West’

A true artist on the hill, Giants hurler Madison Bumgarner may capture the Cy Young Award this autumn in ‘The Paris of the West’

Cowardly quarterback Gunner Kiel is desperately searching for a new college

Cowardly quarterback Gunner Kiel is desperately searching for a new college