Proving to be a bright bloke, George Groves admits Andre Ward would knock him onto Queer Street

Proving to be a bright bloke, George Groves admits Andre Ward would knock him onto Queer Street

The Chicago Bulls and Derrick Rose should forget about this season

The Chicago Bulls and Derrick Rose should forget about this season

Despite training with Tom Brady, loathsome wide receiver Terrell Owens will remain unemployed

Despite training with Tom Brady, loathsome wide receiver Terrell Owens will remain unemployed

Birthday babe of the week – Diora Baird

Birthday babe of the week – Diora Baird

A codeine-craving signal caller who displayed the diligence of Jeffrey Lebowski off the gridiron, a scout predicts JaMarcus Russell will again play in the NFL

A codeine-craving signal caller who displayed the diligence of Jeffrey Lebowski off the gridiron, a scout predicts JaMarcus Russell will again play in the NFL

A true artist on the hill, Giants hurler Madison Bumgarner may capture the Cy Young Award this autumn in ‘The Paris of the West’

A true artist on the hill, Giants hurler Madison Bumgarner may capture the Cy Young Award this autumn in ‘The Paris of the West’

Cowardly quarterback Gunner Kiel is desperately searching for a new college

Cowardly quarterback Gunner Kiel is desperately searching for a new college

Forgiven for smoking reefer, the WBC has reinstated Julio Cesar Chavez, Jr.

Forgiven for smoking reefer, the WBC has reinstated Julio Cesar Chavez, Jr.

Birthday babe of the week – Amanda Righetti

Birthday babe of the week – Amanda Righetti

The tandem of Carson Palmer and Larry Fitzgerald should thrive as Arizona Cardinals

The tandem of Carson Palmer and Larry Fitzgerald should thrive as Arizona Cardinals

Thanks to Rex Ryan, executives around the league think Tim Tebow is ‘radioactive’

Thanks to Rex Ryan, executives around the league think Tim Tebow is ‘radioactive’

Al Bernstein thinks Robert Guerrero ‘is a tough out for (Floyd) Mayweather’

Al Bernstein thinks Robert Guerrero ‘is a tough out for (Floyd) Mayweather’

The Cleveland Cavaliers have developed an asinine ‘recovery plan’ for Kyrie Irving

The Cleveland Cavaliers have developed an asinine ‘recovery plan’ for Kyrie Irving

Birthday babe of the week – Cobie Smulders

Birthday babe of the week – Cobie Smulders

Memorable sports moment of the week – The Ultimate Warrior pins Hulk Hogan at WrestleMania VI

Memorable sports moment of the week – The Ultimate Warrior pins Hulk Hogan at WrestleMania VI

Psychotic bloke Dereck Chisora will fight underwhelming Czech Ondřej Pála on April 20

Psychotic bloke Dereck Chisora will fight underwhelming Czech Ondřej Pála on April 20

As the next Scott Mitchell, Matt Flynn will fail playing for the miserable Oakland Raiders

As the next Scott Mitchell, Matt Flynn will fail playing for the miserable Oakland Raiders

With two homers in the Nationals 2-0 win, Washington superstar Bryce Harper is poised to become the youngest MVP in MLB history

With two homers in the Nationals 2-0 win, Washington superstar Bryce Harper is poised to become the youngest MVP in MLB history