The WBA will let Wladimir Klitschko brutalize another contender before battering Alexander Povetkin

The WBA will let Wladimir Klitschko brutalize another contender before battering Alexander Povetkin

Finally not acting like a used Trojan, USC head coach Lane Kiffin accepts complete responsibility for the hideous autumn in Troy

Finally not acting like a used Trojan, USC head coach Lane Kiffin accepts complete responsibility for the hideous autumn in Troy

Birthday babe of the week – Yael Bar Zohar

Birthday babe of the week – Yael Bar Zohar

A year after being sandbagged by asinine Washington Nationals general manager Mike Rizzo, flamethrower Stephen Strasburg is ‘champing at the bit’ for this season

A year after being sandbagged by asinine Washington Nationals general manager Mike Rizzo, flamethrower Stephen Strasburg is ‘champing at the bit’ for this season

Hall of fame running back Marshall Faulk is right that the New England Patriots ‘cheated out’ three Super Bowl championships

Hall of fame running back Marshall Faulk is right that the New England Patriots ‘cheated out’ three Super Bowl championships

Although not good enough to overcome Miami, a healthy Derrick Rose and the Bulls will make the Heat sweat in May

Although not good enough to overcome Miami, a healthy Derrick Rose and the Bulls will make the Heat sweat in May

Birthday babe of the week – Lauren Conrad

Birthday babe of the week – Lauren Conrad

Kimbo Slice ends Shane Tilyard with a brutal body punch in Australia

Kimbo Slice ends Shane Tilyard with a brutal body punch in Australia

Nonito Donaire is named the 2012 Fighter of the Year by the Boxing Writers Association of America (BWAA)

Nonito Donaire is named the 2012 Fighter of the Year by the Boxing Writers Association of America (BWAA)

For the price of a Blair Thomas jersey, it actually makes sense for the New York Jets to glance at JaMarcus Russell

For the price of a Blair Thomas jersey, it actually makes sense for the New York Jets to glance at JaMarcus Russell

As the most overrated player in the annals of America’s Pastime, ‘Bitch Tits’ Alex Rodriguez needs to be fired in the Bronx

As the most overrated player in the annals of America’s Pastime, ‘Bitch Tits’ Alex Rodriguez needs to be fired in the Bronx

Birthday babe of the week – Leilani Dowding

Birthday babe of the week – Leilani Dowding

Prizefighting legend Floyd Mayweather Jr. will announce his next opponent around the time of Super Bowl XLVII

Prizefighting legend Floyd Mayweather Jr. will announce his next opponent around the time of Super Bowl XLVII

As a damaged and dirty ballplayer, Andrew Bynum will soon debut as a member of the Philadelphia 76ers

As a damaged and dirty ballplayer, Andrew Bynum will soon debut as a member of the Philadelphia 76ers

Wrongly shelved quarterback Alex Smith wants to be released by the 49ers and walk away from San Francisco

Wrongly shelved quarterback Alex Smith wants to be released by the 49ers and walk away from San Francisco

As a rare American Caucasian playing in today’s NBA, expect Gordon Hayward to soon dominate the league

As a rare American Caucasian playing in today’s NBA, expect Gordon Hayward to soon dominate the league

As a rare American Caucasian playing in today’s NBA, expect Gordon Hayward to soon dominate the league

As a rare American Caucasian playing in today’s NBA, expect Gordon Hayward to soon dominate the league

Comparing the benefits of slow repetitions versus fast repetitions

Comparing the benefits of slow repetitions versus fast repetitions

Birthday babe of the week – Heather Graham

Birthday babe of the week – Heather Graham

Developing into something of a modern day Butterbean, Kimbo Slice will knockout Australian Shane Tilyard on Wednesday night

Developing into something of a modern day Butterbean, Kimbo Slice will knockout Australian Shane Tilyard on Wednesday night

Seeking more loot than Mario Williams, New York Jets cornerback Darrelle Revis must be removed from the swamps of Jersey

Seeking more loot than Mario Williams, New York Jets cornerback Darrelle Revis must be removed from the swamps of Jersey

Memorable sports moment of the week – The New York Giants overcome the Buffalo Bills 20-19 to win Super Bowl XXV

Memorable sports moment of the week – The New York Giants overcome the Buffalo Bills 20-19 to win Super Bowl XXV

Birthday babe of the week – Tiger Woods’ mistress, Rachel Uchitel

Birthday babe of the week – Tiger Woods’ mistress, Rachel Uchitel

When again healthy, Andre Ward is determined to knockout Carl Froch

When again healthy, Andre Ward is determined to knockout Carl Froch

Memorable sports moment of the week – ‘Stone Cold’ Steve Austin wins a record third Royal Rumble

Memorable sports moment of the week – ‘Stone Cold’ Steve Austin wins a record third Royal Rumble

As a damaged and truly villainous ‘Superman,’ the Los Angeles Lakers need to trade Dwight Howard

As a damaged and truly villainous ‘Superman,’ the Los Angeles Lakers need to trade Dwight Howard

Birthday babe of the week – The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air actress Tatyana Ali

Birthday babe of the week – The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air actress Tatyana Ali

It now seems unlikely that Saul Alvarez will fight Austin Trout

It now seems unlikely that Saul Alvarez will fight Austin Trout

The benefits of quitting drinking

The benefits of quitting drinking

Thrilling knowledgeable Yankees fans everywhere, Brian Cashman says Alex Rodriguez could miss the entire 2013 season

Thrilling knowledgeable Yankees fans everywhere, Brian Cashman says Alex Rodriguez could miss the entire 2013 season

To even attempt to fly, the Jets need to remove ‘Revis Island’ from the swamps in Jersey and deal Darrelle Revis

To even attempt to fly, the Jets need to remove ‘Revis Island’ from the swamps in Jersey and deal Darrelle Revis

Birthday babe of the week – Lily Donaldson

Birthday babe of the week – Lily Donaldson

Floyd Mayweather Jr. bizarrely denies he’s fighting Robert Guerrero on May 4

Floyd Mayweather Jr. bizarrely denies he’s fighting Robert Guerrero on May 4

Built like Precious and motivated like Jeffrey Lebowski, JaMarcus Russell will fail trying to make an NFL comeback

Built like Precious and motivated like Jeffrey Lebowski, JaMarcus Russell will fail trying to make an NFL comeback

Robbing Jimmer Fredette of playing time, village idiot coach Keith Smart is determined to prevent ‘Jimmermania’ from erupting in ‘Sac-Town’

Robbing Jimmer Fredette of playing time, village idiot coach Keith Smart is determined to prevent ‘Jimmermania’ from erupting in ‘Sac-Town’

Both utterly spent, graybeards Roy Jones Jr. and Irishman Steve Collins will soon fight

Both utterly spent, graybeards Roy Jones Jr. and Irishman Steve Collins will soon fight

Birthday babe of the week – Nicole Marie Lenz

Birthday babe of the week – Nicole Marie Lenz

If Derrick Rose is able to bloom in ‘The Windy City,’ the Chicago Bulls can win their first Larry O’Brien NBA Championship Trophy since 1998

If Derrick Rose is able to bloom in ‘The Windy City,’ the Chicago Bulls can win their first Larry O’Brien NBA Championship Trophy since 1998

Whether a village idiot or just a simpleton, it’s impossible to relate to Manti Te’o

Whether a village idiot or just a simpleton, it’s impossible to relate to Manti Te’o

Bernard Hopkins wants to simultaneously beat Tavoris Cloud and retire Don King

Bernard Hopkins wants to simultaneously beat Tavoris Cloud and retire Don King

Birthday babe of the week – Doutzen Kroes

Birthday babe of the week – Doutzen Kroes

Being shelved for the immortal Earl Clark, the New York Knicks should rescue Pau Gasol from purgatory in Tinseltown

Being shelved for the immortal Earl Clark, the New York Knicks should rescue Pau Gasol from purgatory in Tinseltown

With a badly damaged ankle, will Stephen Curry prove unable to standout for the Golden State Warriors?

With a badly damaged ankle, will Stephen Curry prove unable to standout for the Golden State Warriors?

As a better quarterback than Colin Kaepernick, don’t be shocked if Baltimore’s Joe Flacco is soon screaming, ‘I’m going to Disney World!’

As a better quarterback than Colin Kaepernick, don’t be shocked if Baltimore’s Joe Flacco is soon screaming, ‘I’m going to Disney World!’

Birthday babe of the week – Tiffani Thiessen

Birthday babe of the week – Tiffani Thiessen

Bernard Hopkins details how badly Floyd Mayweather would have outclassed Manny Pacquiao

Bernard Hopkins details how badly Floyd Mayweather would have outclassed Manny Pacquiao

Never winning a title without cameras, the New England Patriots again proved to be terrible choke artists against the Baltimore Ravens

Never winning a title without cameras, the New England Patriots again proved to be terrible choke artists against the Baltimore Ravens

Although banging the pooch as a senior Trojan, Matt Barkley will still be the first quarterback taken in April’s NFL Draft

Although banging the pooch as a senior Trojan, Matt Barkley will still be the first quarterback taken in April’s NFL Draft

Memorable sports moment of the week – Los Angeles Lakers legend Kobe Bryant scores 81 points

Memorable sports moment of the week – Los Angeles Lakers legend Kobe Bryant scores 81 points

Memorable sports moment of the week – Hulk Hogan pins The Iron Sheik to win his first WWF heavyweight championship

Memorable sports moment of the week – Hulk Hogan pins The Iron Sheik to win his first WWF heavyweight championship

Birthday babe of the week – Izabella Miko

Birthday babe of the week – Izabella Miko

After getting sandbagged by the 49ers, Alex Smith could flourish as a Brown in Cleveland

After getting sandbagged by the 49ers, Alex Smith could flourish as a Brown in Cleveland

With Iman Shumpert back and Raymond Felton nearing a return, the New York Knicks are ready for a title run

With Iman Shumpert back and Raymond Felton nearing a return, the New York Knicks are ready for a title run

Like a ‘Ghost,’ Kelly Pavlik surprisingly retires from boxing

Like a ‘Ghost,’ Kelly Pavlik surprisingly retires from boxing

Adrien Broner is ready to bloody tough Scotsman Ricky Burns

Adrien Broner is ready to bloody tough Scotsman Ricky Burns

Birthday babe of the week – Raica Oliveira

Birthday babe of the week – Raica Oliveira

Unfortunately, thanks to the outstanding work of Dr. Bryan Kelly, ‘Bitch Tits’ Alex Rodriguez will now have an easier time returning to the diamond

Unfortunately, thanks to the outstanding work of Dr. Bryan Kelly, ‘Bitch Tits’ Alex Rodriguez will now have an easier time returning to the diamond

Although harder to root for than the reemergence of polio, hopefully Ryan Leaf can find solace in the slammer

Although harder to root for than the reemergence of polio, hopefully Ryan Leaf can find solace in the slammer

Is Brit Amir Khan set to battle Ricky Hatton’s conqueror, Ukrainian Vyacheslav Senchenko, in England?

Is Brit Amir Khan set to battle Ricky Hatton’s conqueror, Ukrainian Vyacheslav Senchenko, in England?

Lying about Trojans brawling, USC suits need to axe inept head coach Lane Kiffin

Lying about Trojans brawling, USC suits need to axe inept head coach Lane Kiffin

Birthday babe of the week – Stacey Dash

Birthday babe of the week – Stacey Dash

Matt Flynn as a member of the New York Jets has the potential to be a disaster like Scott Mitchell floundering as a Lion in Detroit

Matt Flynn as a member of the New York Jets has the potential to be a disaster like Scott Mitchell floundering as a Lion in Detroit

Bernard Hopkins to officially ‘Execute’ Tavoris Cloud in Brooklyn this spring

Bernard Hopkins to officially ‘Execute’ Tavoris Cloud in Brooklyn this spring

At best, Notre Dame Fighting Irish linebacker Manti Te’o possesses a 24th chromosome or is South Bend’s resident village idiot

At best, Notre Dame Fighting Irish linebacker Manti Te’o possesses a 24th chromosome or is South Bend’s resident village idiot

Peyton Manning is one of the preeminent choke artists in recent sports history

Peyton Manning is one of the preeminent choke artists in recent sports history

The Washington Nationals will mercifully allow Stephen Strasburg ‘to pitch 200 innings’ this season

The Washington Nationals will mercifully allow Stephen Strasburg ‘to pitch 200 innings’ this season

Birthday babe of the week – Kate Moss

Birthday babe of the week – Kate Moss

Memorable sports moment of the week – Chicago Bulls power forward Dennis ‘The Menace’ Rodman boots cameraman Eugene Amos in the ballsack

Memorable sports moment of the week – Chicago Bulls power forward Dennis ‘The Menace’ Rodman boots cameraman Eugene Amos in the ballsack

Ray Leonard speaks about Juan Manuel Marquez knocking Manny Pacquiao onto Queer Street

Ray Leonard speaks about Juan Manuel Marquez knocking Manny Pacquiao onto Queer Street

Considering Kenny Britt’s sordid past, it’s likely the Tennessee Titans receiver was ‘involved in the (stabbing) incident’

Considering Kenny Britt’s sordid past, it’s likely the Tennessee Titans receiver was ‘involved in the (stabbing) incident’

Birthday babe of the week – Irina Shayk

Birthday babe of the week – Irina Shayk

After ravaging the pooch and getting intercepted by Baltimore Ravens cornerback Corey Graham, it is inarguable that Tim Tebow did as much for the Denver Broncos in 2011 as Peyton Manning did for the franchise this past autumn

After ravaging the pooch and getting intercepted by Baltimore Ravens cornerback Corey Graham, it is inarguable that Tim Tebow did as much for the Denver Broncos in 2011 as Peyton Manning did for the franchise this past autumn

With both battling on May 4, Floyd Mayweather and Saul Alvarez seem destined to scrap in September

With both battling on May 4, Floyd Mayweather and Saul Alvarez seem destined to scrap in September

Birthday babe of the week – Former WWE Diva Kelly Kelly

Birthday babe of the week – Former WWE Diva Kelly Kelly

Snubbing the Philadelphia Eagles and their subhuman fan base, Brian Kelly remains determined to lead the Fighting Irish to glory

Snubbing the Philadelphia Eagles and their subhuman fan base, Brian Kelly remains determined to lead the Fighting Irish to glory

Rather than getting battered by David Price, batshit crazy Englishman Dereck Chisora should retire from boxing and seek therapy

Rather than getting battered by David Price, batshit crazy Englishman Dereck Chisora should retire from boxing and seek therapy

Memorable sports moment of the week – Joe DiMaggio and Marilyn Monroe exchange vows

Memorable sports moment of the week – Joe DiMaggio and Marilyn Monroe exchange vows

Birthday babe of the week – Daniela De Jesus Cosio

Birthday babe of the week – Daniela De Jesus Cosio

Finally forgetting about Phil Jackson, P.J. Carlesimo is no longer the Brooklyn Nets interim coach

Finally forgetting about Phil Jackson, P.J. Carlesimo is no longer the Brooklyn Nets interim coach

International Boxing Hall of Famer ‘Sugar’ Ray Leonard believes Adrien Broner is ‘the entire package’

International Boxing Hall of Famer ‘Sugar’ Ray Leonard believes Adrien Broner is ‘the entire package’

Greg Oden plans on returning to the NBA prior to the 2013-14 season

Greg Oden plans on returning to the NBA prior to the 2013-14 season

Sadly, Manny Pacquiao seems destined to become boxing’s next tragic figure

Sadly, Manny Pacquiao seems destined to become boxing’s next tragic figure

Birthday babe of the week – Katherine Webb

Birthday babe of the week – Katherine Webb

As an Irishman lacking fight, Brian Kelly will soon bolt South Bend and coach the Philadelphia Eagles

As an Irishman lacking fight, Brian Kelly will soon bolt South Bend and coach the Philadelphia Eagles

Long banging Jeanie Buss, Hall of Famer Phil Jackson is lying to claim he has ‘no intention of ever coaching again’

Long banging Jeanie Buss, Hall of Famer Phil Jackson is lying to claim he has ‘no intention of ever coaching again’

With members of the Baseball Writers’ Association of America establishing an honorable precedent, juiceheads Barry Bonds, Roger Clemens and Sammy Sosa have been temporarily barred from the Village of Cooperstown

With members of the Baseball Writers’ Association of America establishing an honorable precedent, juiceheads Barry Bonds, Roger Clemens and Sammy Sosa have been temporarily barred from the Village of Cooperstown

Birthday babe of the week – Abbey Crouch

Birthday babe of the week – Abbey Crouch

After bizarrely questioning RG3, ‘cornball brother’ Rob Parker is no longer employed by ESPN

After bizarrely questioning RG3, ‘cornball brother’ Rob Parker is no longer employed by ESPN

Memorable sports moment of the week – John Elway engineers ‘The Drive’ to lead the Denver Broncos over the Cleveland Browns

Memorable sports moment of the week – John Elway engineers ‘The Drive’ to lead the Denver Broncos over the Cleveland Browns

Manuel Charr would fight David Haye ‘on the moon’ to again get bloodied and battered by Vitali Klitschko

Manuel Charr would fight David Haye ‘on the moon’ to again get bloodied and battered by Vitali Klitschko

Rather than transferring, Gunner Kiel needs to exhibit testicular fortitude and battle Everett Golson to become the starting quarterback for the Notre Dame Fighting Irish in 2013

Rather than transferring, Gunner Kiel needs to exhibit testicular fortitude and battle Everett Golson to become the starting quarterback for the Notre Dame Fighting Irish in 2013

Birthday babe of the week – Kate Bosworth

Birthday babe of the week – Kate Bosworth

After undergoing surgery, Andre Ward says he’ll ‘return to the ring even better than (he) was prior to the injury’

After undergoing surgery, Andre Ward says he’ll ‘return to the ring even better than (he) was prior to the injury’

Birthday babe of the week – Golfer Natalie Gulbis

Birthday babe of the week – Golfer Natalie Gulbis

Fortunately for fans of Notre Dame football, leaving South Bend in favor of the NFL ‘is not an option’ for Brian Kelly

Fortunately for fans of Notre Dame football, leaving South Bend in favor of the NFL ‘is not an option’ for Brian Kelly

With Russell Wilson destined to lead the Seattle Seahawks for the next decade, general managers should realize Matt Flynn reeks of becoming the next Scott Mitchell

With Russell Wilson destined to lead the Seattle Seahawks for the next decade, general managers should realize Matt Flynn reeks of becoming the next Scott Mitchell

Dismissing the observations of a neurologist, Manny Pacquiao will unwisely keep throwing fists

Dismissing the observations of a neurologist, Manny Pacquiao will unwisely keep throwing fists

Birthday babe of the week – Paulina Gretzky

Birthday babe of the week – Paulina Gretzky

An effective 1-hour biceps workout

An effective 1-hour biceps workout

The 12 most memorable knockouts in boxing history

The 12 most memorable knockouts in boxing history

ESPN’s Sal Paolantonio, a former decorated Naval officer, believes Redskins quarterback Robert Griffin III could lead troops into warfare

ESPN’s Sal Paolantonio, a former decorated Naval officer, believes Redskins quarterback Robert Griffin III could lead troops into warfare

Birthday babe of the week – Kristin Cavallari

Birthday babe of the week – Kristin Cavallari

Potentially showing signs of Parkinson’s disease, Manny Pacquiao must immediately retire from boxing

Potentially showing signs of Parkinson’s disease, Manny Pacquiao must immediately retire from boxing

Once Tony Sparano is mercifully clipped, Norv Turner should be hired to work for Rex Ryan and refuel the Jets stagnant offense

Once Tony Sparano is mercifully clipped, Norv Turner should be hired to work for Rex Ryan and refuel the Jets stagnant offense

Birthday babe of the week – January Jones

Birthday babe of the week – January Jones

After the Warriors bolt ‘The Town’ for San Francisco, Stephen Curry will become a more recognized artist on the hardwood and eventually bring a title to ‘The Paris of the West’

After the Warriors bolt ‘The Town’ for San Francisco, Stephen Curry will become a more recognized artist on the hardwood and eventually bring a title to ‘The Paris of the West’

Fighting age, inactivity and the effects of a stint behind bars for being a domestic abuser, Floyd Mayweather Jr. will find a way to outclass Robert Guerrero

Fighting age, inactivity and the effects of a stint behind bars for being a domestic abuser, Floyd Mayweather Jr. will find a way to outclass Robert Guerrero

Speaking like loon, Urban Meyer claims Tim Tebow can excel in a spread offense like Robert Griffin III, Russell Wilson, Colin Kaepernick and Cam Newton have

Speaking like loon, Urban Meyer claims Tim Tebow can excel in a spread offense like Robert Griffin III, Russell Wilson, Colin Kaepernick and Cam Newton have

Birthday babe of the week – Elin Nordegren

Birthday babe of the week – Elin Nordegren

Unproven bloke Nathan Cleverly is determined to scrap legendary geriatric Bernard Hopkins

Unproven bloke Nathan Cleverly is determined to scrap legendary geriatric Bernard Hopkins

Mikhail Prokhorov should tell Phil Jackson to go eat peyote and stick with P.J. Carlesimo as the Brooklyn Nets head coach

Mikhail Prokhorov should tell Phil Jackson to go eat peyote and stick with P.J. Carlesimo as the Brooklyn Nets head coach

Michael Vick, who always gives ‘110 percent effort,’ is right to bash his teammates on the Philadelphia Eagles

Michael Vick, who always gives ‘110 percent effort,’ is right to bash his teammates on the Philadelphia Eagles

Until next being knocked onto Queer Street, Amir Khan feels ‘young, fresh and hungry’

Until next being knocked onto Queer Street, Amir Khan feels ‘young, fresh and hungry’