Proving to be a bright bloke, George Groves admits Andre Ward would knock him onto Queer Street

Proving to be a bright bloke, George Groves admits Andre Ward would knock him onto Queer Street

The Chicago Bulls and Derrick Rose should forget about this season

The Chicago Bulls and Derrick Rose should forget about this season

Despite training with Tom Brady, loathsome wide receiver Terrell Owens will remain unemployed

Despite training with Tom Brady, loathsome wide receiver Terrell Owens will remain unemployed

Birthday babe of the week – Diora Baird

Birthday babe of the week – Diora Baird

A codeine-craving signal caller who displayed the diligence of Jeffrey Lebowski off the gridiron, a scout predicts JaMarcus Russell will again play in the NFL

A codeine-craving signal caller who displayed the diligence of Jeffrey Lebowski off the gridiron, a scout predicts JaMarcus Russell will again play in the NFL

A true artist on the hill, Giants hurler Madison Bumgarner may capture the Cy Young Award this autumn in ‘The Paris of the West’

A true artist on the hill, Giants hurler Madison Bumgarner may capture the Cy Young Award this autumn in ‘The Paris of the West’

Cowardly quarterback Gunner Kiel is desperately searching for a new college

Cowardly quarterback Gunner Kiel is desperately searching for a new college

Forgiven for smoking reefer, the WBC has reinstated Julio Cesar Chavez, Jr.

Forgiven for smoking reefer, the WBC has reinstated Julio Cesar Chavez, Jr.

Birthday babe of the week – Amanda Righetti

Birthday babe of the week – Amanda Righetti

The tandem of Carson Palmer and Larry Fitzgerald should thrive as Arizona Cardinals

The tandem of Carson Palmer and Larry Fitzgerald should thrive as Arizona Cardinals

Thanks to Rex Ryan, executives around the league think Tim Tebow is ‘radioactive’

Thanks to Rex Ryan, executives around the league think Tim Tebow is ‘radioactive’

Al Bernstein thinks Robert Guerrero ‘is a tough out for (Floyd) Mayweather’

Al Bernstein thinks Robert Guerrero ‘is a tough out for (Floyd) Mayweather’

The Cleveland Cavaliers have developed an asinine ‘recovery plan’ for Kyrie Irving

The Cleveland Cavaliers have developed an asinine ‘recovery plan’ for Kyrie Irving

Birthday babe of the week – Cobie Smulders

Birthday babe of the week – Cobie Smulders

Memorable sports moment of the week – The Ultimate Warrior pins Hulk Hogan at WrestleMania VI

Memorable sports moment of the week – The Ultimate Warrior pins Hulk Hogan at WrestleMania VI

Psychotic bloke Dereck Chisora will fight underwhelming Czech Ondřej Pála on April 20

Psychotic bloke Dereck Chisora will fight underwhelming Czech Ondřej Pála on April 20

As the next Scott Mitchell, Matt Flynn will fail playing for the miserable Oakland Raiders

As the next Scott Mitchell, Matt Flynn will fail playing for the miserable Oakland Raiders

With two homers in the Nationals 2-0 win, Washington superstar Bryce Harper is poised to become the youngest MVP in MLB history

With two homers in the Nationals 2-0 win, Washington superstar Bryce Harper is poised to become the youngest MVP in MLB history

Birthday babe of the week – Amanda Bynes

Birthday babe of the week – Amanda Bynes

Memorable sports moment of the week – The UNLV Runnin’ Rebels embarrass Duke to win the NCAA Men’s Division I Basketball Championship

Memorable sports moment of the week – The UNLV Runnin’ Rebels embarrass Duke to win the NCAA Men’s Division I Basketball Championship

The Arizona Cardinals should acquire Carson Palmer and then draft Matt Barkley

The Arizona Cardinals should acquire Carson Palmer and then draft Matt Barkley

Expect Manny Pacquiao to clash with Juan Manuel Marquez on September 14 in Singapore

Expect Manny Pacquiao to clash with Juan Manuel Marquez on September 14 in Singapore

Buffalo quarterback Kevin Kolb could thrive as a Bill passing in the ‘K-Gun’ offense

Buffalo quarterback Kevin Kolb could thrive as a Bill passing in the ‘K-Gun’ offense

Birthday babe of the week – Danica Thrall

Birthday babe of the week – Danica Thrall

Memorable sports moment of the week – Lawrence Taylor pins Bam Bam Bigelow at WrestleMania XI

Memorable sports moment of the week – Lawrence Taylor pins Bam Bam Bigelow at WrestleMania XI

After using Twitter, Donovan McNabb continues bashing the deal between Tony Romo and the Cowboys on the NFL Network

After using Twitter, Donovan McNabb continues bashing the deal between Tony Romo and the Cowboys on the NFL Network

Unfortunately for New York Yankees fans, ‘the rehab journey continues’ for Alex Rodriguez

Unfortunately for New York Yankees fans, ‘the rehab journey continues’ for Alex Rodriguez

The great Vitali Klitschko would knock the average David Haye onto Queer Street within nine rounds

The great Vitali Klitschko would knock the average David Haye onto Queer Street within nine rounds

Birthday babe of the week – Fergie

Birthday babe of the week – Fergie

Incapable of playing quarterback in the NFL, the Oakland Raiders should make Terrelle Pryor compete as a wide receiver

Incapable of playing quarterback in the NFL, the Oakland Raiders should make Terrelle Pryor compete as a wide receiver

There are now 108 million reasons for Tony Romo to thrive as a Dallas Cowboy

There are now 108 million reasons for Tony Romo to thrive as a Dallas Cowboy

After falling to Floyd Mayweather, will Robert Guerrero lose his freedom in Gotham?

After falling to Floyd Mayweather, will Robert Guerrero lose his freedom in Gotham?

Considering ‘The Big Handsome’ would look ugly in the NBA, Cody Zeller should return to Assembly Hall as a Hoosier next autumn

Considering ‘The Big Handsome’ would look ugly in the NBA, Cody Zeller should return to Assembly Hall as a Hoosier next autumn

Birthday babe of the week – Lindsay Frimodt

Birthday babe of the week – Lindsay Frimodt

Memorable sports moment of the week – Steve Austin defeats Shawn Michaels with Mike Tyson serving as a special enforcer at WrestleMania XIV

Memorable sports moment of the week – Steve Austin defeats Shawn Michaels with Mike Tyson serving as a special enforcer at WrestleMania XIV

Still suspended for blazing reefer, Julio Cesar Chavez, Jr. will likely fight in June

Still suspended for blazing reefer, Julio Cesar Chavez, Jr. will likely fight in June

The Packers are almost ready to give Aaron Rodgers $25 million per season to remain in Green Bay

The Packers are almost ready to give Aaron Rodgers $25 million per season to remain in Green Bay

Birthday babe of the week – Nina Agdal

Birthday babe of the week – Nina Agdal

Without Vitali or Wladimir Klitschko, obnoxious Englishman David Haye is an inconsequential prizefighter

Without Vitali or Wladimir Klitschko, obnoxious Englishman David Haye is an inconsequential prizefighter

Expect Matt Barkley to relocate from one of La-La Land’s rougher ghettos to the Valley of the Sun after becoming a Cardinal

Expect Matt Barkley to relocate from one of La-La Land’s rougher ghettos to the Valley of the Sun after becoming a Cardinal

The Jacksonville Jaguars are looking to acquire Seattle Seahawks backup quarterback Matt Flynn

The Jacksonville Jaguars are looking to acquire Seattle Seahawks backup quarterback Matt Flynn

Birthday babe of the week – Caroline Winberg

Birthday babe of the week – Caroline Winberg

Al Bernstein is uncertain who will win between Adrien Broner and Paulie Malignaggi

Al Bernstein is uncertain who will win between Adrien Broner and Paulie Malignaggi

Maturing and concentrating on football, Dez Bryant is the primary Cowboy capable of helping Jerry Jones again gets ‘some glory hole’

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For the price of a Neil O’Donnell jersey, the Pittsburgh Steelers are wrong to snub James Harrison

For the price of a Neil O’Donnell jersey, the Pittsburgh Steelers are wrong to snub James Harrison

Sergio Martinez is determined to retire ‘by the age of 40’ as an all-time great prizefighter

Sergio Martinez is determined to retire ‘by the age of 40’ as an all-time great prizefighter

Birthday babe of the week – Amy Smart

Birthday babe of the week – Amy Smart

The Jacksonville Jaguars should keep Blaine Gabbert and ignore Geno Smith

The Jacksonville Jaguars should keep Blaine Gabbert and ignore Geno Smith

Memorable sports moment of the week – Ricky ‘The Dragon’ Steamboat pins ‘Macho Man’ Randy Savage at WrestleMania III

Memorable sports moment of the week – Ricky ‘The Dragon’ Steamboat pins ‘Macho Man’ Randy Savage at WrestleMania III

With or without Juan Manuel Marquez, boxing legend Manny Pacquiao will definitely ‘fight again come September’

With or without Juan Manuel Marquez, boxing legend Manny Pacquiao will definitely ‘fight again come September’

Washington Nationals superstar Bryce Harper will become the youngest man to win the National League MVP this autumn

Washington Nationals superstar Bryce Harper will become the youngest man to win the National League MVP this autumn

Birthday babe of the week – Sara Jean Underwood

Birthday babe of the week – Sara Jean Underwood

As this generation’s Grant Hill, elite Golden State Warriors guard Stephen Curry will soon be a middling gimp with busted joints

As this generation’s Grant Hill, elite Golden State Warriors guard Stephen Curry will soon be a middling gimp with busted joints

New Orleans Hornets head coach Monty Williams wants Anthony Davis ‘to live in the weight room’ this summer

New Orleans Hornets head coach Monty Williams wants Anthony Davis ‘to live in the weight room’ this summer

If healthy, Chien-Ming Wang could prove to be an invaluable signing for the New York Yankees

If healthy, Chien-Ming Wang could prove to be an invaluable signing for the New York Yankees

Nonito Donaire will find a way to stop gifted Cuban Guillermo Rigondeaux at Radio City Music Hall in New York City

Nonito Donaire will find a way to stop gifted Cuban Guillermo Rigondeaux at Radio City Music Hall in New York City

Birthday babe of the week – Danica Patrick

Birthday babe of the week – Danica Patrick

Despite the thoughts of Dr. James Andrews, Robert Griffin III is not ‘superhuman’

Despite the thoughts of Dr. James Andrews, Robert Griffin III is not ‘superhuman’

The Cincinnati Reds wisely decide to keep Aroldis Chapman in the bullpen

The Cincinnati Reds wisely decide to keep Aroldis Chapman in the bullpen

Having ‘achieved everything,’ Knicks guard Jason Kidd is readying for retirement

Having ‘achieved everything,’ Knicks guard Jason Kidd is readying for retirement

The Chicago Bears made ‘the right move’ clipping the great Brian Urlacher

The Chicago Bears made ‘the right move’ clipping the great Brian Urlacher

Although ‘idiotic,’ Timothy Bradley proved to be a champion against Ruslan Provodnikov

Although ‘idiotic,’ Timothy Bradley proved to be a champion against Ruslan Provodnikov

Martin Murray expects to overcome Sergio Martinez and prove to be ‘easily the best middleweight in the world’

Martin Murray expects to overcome Sergio Martinez and prove to be ‘easily the best middleweight in the world’

Representing all that is wrong with America’s Pastime, clown’s pockets Alex Rodriguez and Ryan Braun must be barred from competing on the diamond

Representing all that is wrong with America’s Pastime, clown’s pockets Alex Rodriguez and Ryan Braun must be barred from competing on the diamond

With the future NFL Hall of Famer manning the secondary, Ed Reed could help the Houston Texans finally capture a Vince Lombardi Trophy

With the future NFL Hall of Famer manning the secondary, Ed Reed could help the Houston Texans finally capture a Vince Lombardi Trophy

Birthday babe of the week – Kari Ann Peniche

Birthday babe of the week – Kari Ann Peniche

With the redhead lacking ‘man strength,’ Austin Trout expects to outclass Saul Alvarez

With the redhead lacking ‘man strength,’ Austin Trout expects to outclass Saul Alvarez

Birthday babe of the week – Kathy Ireland

Birthday babe of the week – Kathy Ireland

Chicago Bulls head coach Tom Thibodeau has no clue if Derrick Rose will perform on the hardwood this spring

Chicago Bulls head coach Tom Thibodeau has no clue if Derrick Rose will perform on the hardwood this spring

Green Bay will soon make dynamic Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers the highest-paid player in NFL history

Green Bay will soon make dynamic Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers the highest-paid player in NFL history

Getting ‘locked down in MIA,’ Adrien Broner may get stopped by ‘The Problem’

Getting ‘locked down in MIA,’ Adrien Broner may get stopped by ‘The Problem’

With Jacksonville serving as purgatory, Jaguars running back Maurice Jones-Drew badly needs to relocate in 2014

With Jacksonville serving as purgatory, Jaguars running back Maurice Jones-Drew badly needs to relocate in 2014

Like a lying weasel, Rex Ryan claims Tim Tebow will ‘compete’ to become the Jets starting quarterback

Like a lying weasel, Rex Ryan claims Tim Tebow will ‘compete’ to become the Jets starting quarterback

Birthday babe of the week – WWE Diva AJ Lee

Birthday babe of the week – WWE Diva AJ Lee

Birthday babe of the week – Anne Vyalistyna

Birthday babe of the week – Anne Vyalistyna

Speaking like a bloodthirsty and moronic loon, untested bloke Tyson Fury plans to stalk Wladimir Klitschko

Speaking like a bloodthirsty and moronic loon, untested bloke Tyson Fury plans to stalk Wladimir Klitschko

Raging juicehead David Ortiz will miss Opening Day at Yankee Stadium in the Bronx

Raging juicehead David Ortiz will miss Opening Day at Yankee Stadium in the Bronx

It is fiscally, and competitively, wise for the Arizona Cardinals to keep Larry Fitzgerald

It is fiscally, and competitively, wise for the Arizona Cardinals to keep Larry Fitzgerald

Timothy Bradley says Ruslan Provodnikov is ‘much more powerful than (Manny) Pacquiao’

Timothy Bradley says Ruslan Provodnikov is ‘much more powerful than (Manny) Pacquiao’

Birthday babe of the week – Bianca Balti

Birthday babe of the week – Bianca Balti

The Chicago Bears will look for a quarterback in the draft to replace Jay Cutler

The Chicago Bears will look for a quarterback in the draft to replace Jay Cutler

Memorable sports moment of the week – Michael Jordan returns to the Chicago Bulls after playing for the Birmingham Barons

Memorable sports moment of the week – Michael Jordan returns to the Chicago Bulls after playing for the Birmingham Barons

Currently a king as a closer in “The Queen City,” the Reds should keep Aroldis Chapman in the bullpen

Currently a king as a closer in “The Queen City,” the Reds should keep Aroldis Chapman in the bullpen

As an Orlando Predator, Tim Tebow would have another chance to quiet his critics

As an Orlando Predator, Tim Tebow would have another chance to quiet his critics

In the most exciting and brutal fight of 2013, Timothy Bradley survives against rugged Russian Ruslan Provodnikov

In the most exciting and brutal fight of 2013, Timothy Bradley survives against rugged Russian Ruslan Provodnikov

Nathan Cleverly is excited to get embarrassed by Bernard Hopkins

Nathan Cleverly is excited to get embarrassed by Bernard Hopkins

Considering only the great Kurt Warner thrived as a Cardinal, Kevin Kolb is the perfect gamble for the New York Jets

Considering only the great Kurt Warner thrived as a Cardinal, Kevin Kolb is the perfect gamble for the New York Jets

Birthday babe of the week – Vida Guerra

Birthday babe of the week – Vida Guerra

Memorable sports moment of the week – Mike Tyson batters Frank Bruno to regain the WBC heavyweight belt

Memorable sports moment of the week – Mike Tyson batters Frank Bruno to regain the WBC heavyweight belt

Timothy Bradley will absolutely overwhelm Ruslan Provodnikov

Timothy Bradley will absolutely overwhelm Ruslan Provodnikov

Birthday babe of the week – Nicola Mar

Birthday babe of the week – Nicola Mar

Taking Charles Barkley’s advice, the Philadelphia 76ers should not offer ‘Andrew Bynum any money’

Taking Charles Barkley’s advice, the Philadelphia 76ers should not offer ‘Andrew Bynum any money’

Cleveland Indians reclamation project Scott Kazmir should be considered a favorite to win the Comeback Player of the Year award this season

Cleveland Indians reclamation project Scott Kazmir should be considered a favorite to win the Comeback Player of the Year award this season

Memorable sports moment of the week – Rookie Allen Iverson outmaneuvers the legendary Michael Jordan

Memorable sports moment of the week – Rookie Allen Iverson outmaneuvers the legendary Michael Jordan

In a ‘personal’ fight, Saul Alvarez wants to batter Austin Trout

In a ‘personal’ fight, Saul Alvarez wants to batter Austin Trout

Birthday babe of the week – Nicole Trunfio

Birthday babe of the week – Nicole Trunfio

Ready for the Boston Red Sox on Opening Day, Derek Jeter will continue threatening Pete Rose’s record for hits

Ready for the Boston Red Sox on Opening Day, Derek Jeter will continue threatening Pete Rose’s record for hits

After getting fired by Kansas City, Matt Cassel must be thrilled to be an employee of the Minnesota Vikings

After getting fired by Kansas City, Matt Cassel must be thrilled to be an employee of the Minnesota Vikings

Adding the great Wes Welker, Broncos quarterback Peyton Manning will continue choking as a princess in the ‘Queen City of the West’

Adding the great Wes Welker, Broncos quarterback Peyton Manning will continue choking as a princess in the ‘Queen City of the West’

Robert Guerrero claims to be ‘a man preordained for greatness’ against Floyd Mayweather Jr.

Robert Guerrero claims to be ‘a man preordained for greatness’ against Floyd Mayweather Jr.

Birthday babe of the week – Esti Ginzburg

Birthday babe of the week – Esti Ginzburg

Reggie Bush will absolutely thrive as a Lion in Motown

Reggie Bush will absolutely thrive as a Lion in Motown

Poised to land one of the top selections in June’s draft, the Cleveland Cavaliers must shelve Kyrie Irving until the autumn

Poised to land one of the top selections in June’s draft, the Cleveland Cavaliers must shelve Kyrie Irving until the autumn

Bernard Hopkins ‘would never fight Andre Ward’

Bernard Hopkins ‘would never fight Andre Ward’

Washington Nationals superstar Bryce Harper wants to represent the USA in the next World Baseball Classic

Washington Nationals superstar Bryce Harper wants to represent the USA in the next World Baseball Classic

Birthday babe of the week – Eva Longoria

Birthday babe of the week – Eva Longoria

Is unbeaten British contender Martin Murray going to ‘shock the world’ against Sergio Martinez?

Is unbeaten British contender Martin Murray going to ‘shock the world’ against Sergio Martinez?

Scott Kazmir continues to dominate as a Cleveland Indian

Scott Kazmir continues to dominate as a Cleveland Indian

By adding the mercurial Percy Harvin, ‘Rain City’ is a sunnier metropolitan area for Seahawks fans

By adding the mercurial Percy Harvin, ‘Rain City’ is a sunnier metropolitan area for Seahawks fans

Adrien Broner wants to ‘put on a show’ against Paulie Malignaggi in Brooklyn

Adrien Broner wants to ‘put on a show’ against Paulie Malignaggi in Brooklyn

Birthday babe of the week – Olivia Wilde

Birthday babe of the week – Olivia Wilde

Longtime Steelers badass James Harrison is interested in becoming a Baltimore Raven

Longtime Steelers badass James Harrison is interested in becoming a Baltimore Raven

Throwing fists for the first time since the Manny Pacquiao debacle, Timothy Bradley will overwhelm Ruslan Provodnikov on Saturday night

Throwing fists for the first time since the Manny Pacquiao debacle, Timothy Bradley will overwhelm Ruslan Provodnikov on Saturday night

After seeing Dr. James Andrews, New York Yankees southpaw CC Sabathia feels ‘strong’ and ‘ready to go’

After seeing Dr. James Andrews, New York Yankees southpaw CC Sabathia feels ‘strong’ and ‘ready to go’

Birthday babe of the week – Carrie Underwood

Birthday babe of the week – Carrie Underwood

Again the oldest fighter to ever win a major world belt, Bernard Hopkins has ‘only 5 more years’ in the squared circle

Again the oldest fighter to ever win a major world belt, Bernard Hopkins has ‘only 5 more years’ in the squared circle

Long a gimpy bastard, Amare Stoudemire will return to help the Knicks by the time the playoffs commence on April 20

Long a gimpy bastard, Amare Stoudemire will return to help the Knicks by the time the playoffs commence on April 20

Reggie Bush will have the choice of becoming a member of the Detroit Lions or Arizona Cardinals

Reggie Bush will have the choice of becoming a member of the Detroit Lions or Arizona Cardinals

Memorable sports moment of the week – 20,000 hostile spectators boo Goldberg and Brock Lesnar at WrestleMania XX

Memorable sports moment of the week – 20,000 hostile spectators boo Goldberg and Brock Lesnar at WrestleMania XX

Named one of 15 finalists to win the Wooden Player of the Year award, Indiana Hoosiers shooting guard Victor Oladipo should return to Bloomington as a senior

Named one of 15 finalists to win the Wooden Player of the Year award, Indiana Hoosiers shooting guard Victor Oladipo should return to Bloomington as a senior

Birthday babe of the week – Eva Herzigová

Birthday babe of the week – Eva Herzigová

Refusing to retire, ‘Dr. Steelhammer’ Wladimir Klitschko will overwhelm the inspiring Francesco Pianeta on May 4

Refusing to retire, ‘Dr. Steelhammer’ Wladimir Klitschko will overwhelm the inspiring Francesco Pianeta on May 4

Rather than wearing the Gold and Navy Blue as an Irishman, Gunner Kiel will transfer and forever look yellow

Rather than wearing the Gold and Navy Blue as an Irishman, Gunner Kiel will transfer and forever look yellow

Using ‘nuts and bananas,’ Bernard Hopkins will outscore Tavoris Cloud to again become a champion tomorrow evening in Gotham

Using ‘nuts and bananas,’ Bernard Hopkins will outscore Tavoris Cloud to again become a champion tomorrow evening in Gotham

Birthday babe of the week – Yamila Díaz

Birthday babe of the week – Yamila Díaz

Handcuffed by Jaguars owner Shad Khan, Maurice Jones-Drew needs to focus, dominate next autumn, and then bolt from ‘The Bold New City of the South’

Handcuffed by Jaguars owner Shad Khan, Maurice Jones-Drew needs to focus, dominate next autumn, and then bolt from ‘The Bold New City of the South’

A known doper, steroids and age will forever end Boston Red Sox designated hitter David Ortiz this summer

A known doper, steroids and age will forever end Boston Red Sox designated hitter David Ortiz this summer

In a potential clash for the ages, will Sergio Martinez face Saul Alvarez on Mexican Independence Day weekend?

In a potential clash for the ages, will Sergio Martinez face Saul Alvarez on Mexican Independence Day weekend?

As the preeminent pitcher in baseball history, Mariano Rivera will announce his plans to retire on Saturday

As the preeminent pitcher in baseball history, Mariano Rivera will announce his plans to retire on Saturday

‘Prime and ready to play great football,’ don’t be shocked if Ben Roethlisberger leads the Pittsburgh Steelers to Super Bowl XLVIII

‘Prime and ready to play great football,’ don’t be shocked if Ben Roethlisberger leads the Pittsburgh Steelers to Super Bowl XLVIII

Birthday babe of the week – Bregje Heinen

Birthday babe of the week – Bregje Heinen

Facing pressure from lawmakers, President Barack Obama must pardon the first African-American champion in boxing history

Facing pressure from lawmakers, President Barack Obama must pardon the first African-American champion in boxing history

Darrelle Revis says it would be ‘awesome’ to help the San Francisco 49ers ‘hold that Lombardi Trophy up in the air’

Darrelle Revis says it would be ‘awesome’ to help the San Francisco 49ers ‘hold that Lombardi Trophy up in the air’

The Green Bay Packers will ‘soon’ give Aaron Rodgers a new contract that will obliterate Joe Flacco’s

The Green Bay Packers will ‘soon’ give Aaron Rodgers a new contract that will obliterate Joe Flacco’s

Ukrainian Wladimir Klitschko will pound Italian Francesco Pianeta on Cinco de Mayo weekend

Ukrainian Wladimir Klitschko will pound Italian Francesco Pianeta on Cinco de Mayo weekend

Birthday babe of the week – Eva Mendes

Birthday babe of the week – Eva Mendes

Provided he wins the NBA’s Slam Dunk Contest, LeBron James must donate all of Magic’s money or ‘The Chosen One’ is the biggest loser in sports

Provided he wins the NBA’s Slam Dunk Contest, LeBron James must donate all of Magic’s money or ‘The Chosen One’ is the biggest loser in sports

Is Adrien Broner going to batter Paulie Malignaggi in Brooklyn this summer?

Is Adrien Broner going to batter Paulie Malignaggi in Brooklyn this summer?

Thanks to Baltimore Ravens quarterback Joe Flacco, nobody can ever call agent Joe Linta ‘a jackass’

Thanks to Baltimore Ravens quarterback Joe Flacco, nobody can ever call agent Joe Linta ‘a jackass’

With John Lucas III comparing the wounded Bull to Minnesota’s Adrian Peterson, Derrick Rose should entirely heal and return next autumn

With John Lucas III comparing the wounded Bull to Minnesota’s Adrian Peterson, Derrick Rose should entirely heal and return next autumn

Birthday babe of the week – Ana Hickmann

Birthday babe of the week – Ana Hickmann

Cheaper than a Vernon Gholston jersey, the New York Jets should retain Braylon Edwards

Cheaper than a Vernon Gholston jersey, the New York Jets should retain Braylon Edwards

Philadelphia’s District Attorney to ‘launch a grand jury investigation’ aimed at unlikable 76er Andrew Bynum

Philadelphia’s District Attorney to ‘launch a grand jury investigation’ aimed at unlikable 76er Andrew Bynum

Claiming ‘no need for (Floyd) Mayweather,’ Saul Alvarez is brimming with confidence

Claiming ‘no need for (Floyd) Mayweather,’ Saul Alvarez is brimming with confidence

Although prohibited from boozing at the age of 20, Cleveland Cavaliers star Kyrie Irving is already the best point guard in the NBA

Although prohibited from boozing at the age of 20, Cleveland Cavaliers star Kyrie Irving is already the best point guard in the NBA

Birthday babe of the week – Jessica Biel

Birthday babe of the week – Jessica Biel

No matter how ‘ugly, very ugly,’ the New York Jets must trade Darrelle Revis

No matter how ‘ugly, very ugly,’ the New York Jets must trade Darrelle Revis

The San Francisco 49ers have wisely decided to let Randy Moss go

The San Francisco 49ers have wisely decided to let Randy Moss go

Sounding like a punch-drunk loon, Miguel Cotto would ‘certainly’ fight Sergio Martinez this autumn

Sounding like a punch-drunk loon, Miguel Cotto would ‘certainly’ fight Sergio Martinez this autumn

The Big Lebowski 2011– By, Colin Linneweber

The Big Lebowski 2011– By, Colin Linneweber

The five most accomplished college basketball players over the past quarter-century

The five most accomplished college basketball players over the past quarter-century

Birthday babe of the week – Esther Cañadas

Birthday babe of the week – Esther Cañadas

The great Andre Ward is able to begin shadowboxing after recently undergoing the knife

The great Andre Ward is able to begin shadowboxing after recently undergoing the knife

As a Cincinnati Red, Mark Prior will have ‘a chance’ to become a king in ‘The Queen City’

As a Cincinnati Red, Mark Prior will have ‘a chance’ to become a king in ‘The Queen City’

The Baltimore Ravens have wisely made quarterback Joe Flacco the highest-paid player in NFL history

The Baltimore Ravens have wisely made quarterback Joe Flacco the highest-paid player in NFL history

Apparently suffering from a degenerative knee condition, Andrew Bynum must get fired by the 76ers and removed from ‘The City of Brotherly Love’

Apparently suffering from a degenerative knee condition, Andrew Bynum must get fired by the 76ers and removed from ‘The City of Brotherly Love’

With Floyd Mayweather refusing to guarantee the powerful Mexican a bout, Saul Alvarez will now fight Austin Trout on April 20

With Floyd Mayweather refusing to guarantee the powerful Mexican a bout, Saul Alvarez will now fight Austin Trout on April 20

Birthday babe of the week – Karolína Kurková

Birthday babe of the week – Karolína Kurková

Scoring the most points in a game this season, Warriors guard Stephen Curry dazzles fans at The World’s Most Famous Arena

Scoring the most points in a game this season, Warriors guard Stephen Curry dazzles fans at The World’s Most Famous Arena

Washington Nationals star Bryce Harper is already pressing manager Davey Johnson for more playing time

Washington Nationals star Bryce Harper is already pressing manager Davey Johnson for more playing time

Mediocre bloke Amir Khan will scrap serviceable Mexican Julio Diaz this spring in the ‘Steel City’

Mediocre bloke Amir Khan will scrap serviceable Mexican Julio Diaz this spring in the ‘Steel City’

Birthday babe of the week – Ali Larter

Birthday babe of the week – Ali Larter

Willingly accepting less money, Patriots legend Tom Brady again proved to be the preeminent performer, and professional, in athletics today

Willingly accepting less money, Patriots legend Tom Brady again proved to be the preeminent performer, and professional, in athletics today

The Detroit Lions plan to aggressively pursue running back Reggie Bush this offseason

The Detroit Lions plan to aggressively pursue running back Reggie Bush this offseason

In ‘the biggest British fight of the last decade,’ Carl Froch will beat Mikkel Kessler

In ‘the biggest British fight of the last decade,’ Carl Froch will beat Mikkel Kessler

Former Boston Red Sox juicehead Manny Ramirez will play for the iconic EDA Rhinos in Taiwan

Former Boston Red Sox juicehead Manny Ramirez will play for the iconic EDA Rhinos in Taiwan

Birthday babe of the week – Noureen DeWulf

Birthday babe of the week – Noureen DeWulf

Facing a “wide-open competition,” Jaguars quarterback Blaine Gabbert could beat Chad Henne blindfolded

Facing a “wide-open competition,” Jaguars quarterback Blaine Gabbert could beat Chad Henne blindfolded

Although inconsequential, Amir Khan tweets his plans to fight in the United Kingdom for the first time in two years

Although inconsequential, Amir Khan tweets his plans to fight in the United Kingdom for the first time in two years

Will sullied Trojan Matt Barkley be selected by the Arizona Cardinals seventh overall in April’s draft?

Will sullied Trojan Matt Barkley be selected by the Arizona Cardinals seventh overall in April’s draft?

Despite running a mediocre 40-yard dash, Manti Te’o will become a solid NFL employee

Despite running a mediocre 40-yard dash, Manti Te’o will become a solid NFL employee

The five greatest college basketball teams since 1988

The five greatest college basketball teams since 1988

Birthday babe of the week – 2006 Playmate of the Year Kara Monaco

Birthday babe of the week – 2006 Playmate of the Year Kara Monaco

Looking muscular and outweighing Kate Moss, faded San Francisco Giants ace Tim Lincecum should recapture his brilliance on the hill

Looking muscular and outweighing Kate Moss, faded San Francisco Giants ace Tim Lincecum should recapture his brilliance on the hill

Friends of Robert Griffin III believe the Washington Redskins are wrongly pressuring their quarterback to return too quickly

Friends of Robert Griffin III believe the Washington Redskins are wrongly pressuring their quarterback to return too quickly

Although often hard to like, fight fans should celebrate the great Floyd Mayweather, Jr.’s 36th birthday

Although often hard to like, fight fans should celebrate the great Floyd Mayweather, Jr.’s 36th birthday

Birthday babe of the week – Sports Illustrated Swimsuit vixen Emily DiDonato

Birthday babe of the week – Sports Illustrated Swimsuit vixen Emily DiDonato

Rather than bashing Matt Cassel, Chiefs fans may boo Nick Foles next autumn in Kansas City

Rather than bashing Matt Cassel, Chiefs fans may boo Nick Foles next autumn in Kansas City

Once fired in Miami, Reggie Bush may return home to San Diego to become a Charger

Once fired in Miami, Reggie Bush may return home to San Diego to become a Charger

Although a geriatric, Bernard Hopkins will beat Tavoris Cloud and break his own record two weeks from this evening in Gotham

Although a geriatric, Bernard Hopkins will beat Tavoris Cloud and break his own record two weeks from this evening in Gotham

Birthday babe of the week – Ashley Greene

Birthday babe of the week – Ashley Greene

Sensing ‘slippage,’ Robert Guerrero promises to ‘dominate’ Floyd Mayweather Jr. on Cinco de Mayo weekend

Sensing ‘slippage,’ Robert Guerrero promises to ‘dominate’ Floyd Mayweather Jr. on Cinco de Mayo weekend

Terry Francona said Scott Kazmir has ‘looked so good it’s scary’ as an Indian

Terry Francona said Scott Kazmir has ‘looked so good it’s scary’ as an Indian

Renowned orthopedic surgeon Dr. James Andrews says Robert Griffin III is ‘way ahead of schedule’ and the Redskins often need to ‘hold him back’

Renowned orthopedic surgeon Dr. James Andrews says Robert Griffin III is ‘way ahead of schedule’ and the Redskins often need to ‘hold him back’

Bob Arum will have dinner with Juan Manuel Marquez to discuss a fifth fight with Manny Pacquiao

Bob Arum will have dinner with Juan Manuel Marquez to discuss a fifth fight with Manny Pacquiao

Birthday babe of the week – Miss Universe Ximena Navarrete

Birthday babe of the week – Miss Universe Ximena Navarrete

Considering Kevin Kolb is more useless than funbags on a jaguar, the Arizona Cardinals should aggressively pursue Alex Smith

Considering Kevin Kolb is more useless than funbags on a jaguar, the Arizona Cardinals should aggressively pursue Alex Smith

Knicks head coach Mike Woodson says New York can overcome LeBron James and the Miami Heat

Knicks head coach Mike Woodson says New York can overcome LeBron James and the Miami Heat

As a relatively average athletic specimen with a fake girlfriend, Manti Te’o needs some luck of the Irish at the NFL combine

As a relatively average athletic specimen with a fake girlfriend, Manti Te’o needs some luck of the Irish at the NFL combine

Nonito Donaire will overcome tough Cuban defector Guillermo Rigondeaux at Radio City Music Hall in New York City

Nonito Donaire will overcome tough Cuban defector Guillermo Rigondeaux at Radio City Music Hall in New York City

Obese and struggling to defy gravity, JaMarcus Russell looks porous training at the TEST Football Academy in San Diego

Obese and struggling to defy gravity, JaMarcus Russell looks porous training at the TEST Football Academy in San Diego

Obese and struggling to defy gravity, JaMarcus Russell looks porous training at the TEST Football Academy in San Diego

Obese and struggling to defy gravity, JaMarcus Russell looks porous training at the TEST Football Academy in San Diego

Birthday babe of the week – Jennifer Love Hewitt

Birthday babe of the week – Jennifer Love Hewitt

Recovering from shoulder surgery, the great Andre ward expects to batter some poor schlep in the summertime

Recovering from shoulder surgery, the great Andre ward expects to batter some poor schlep in the summertime

Regaining geriatrics Marcus Camby and Rasheed Wallace, the New York Knicks will make the conference finals for the first time since the 1999-2000 campaign

Regaining geriatrics Marcus Camby and Rasheed Wallace, the New York Knicks will make the conference finals for the first time since the 1999-2000 campaign

Birthday babe of the week – Cindy Crawford

Birthday babe of the week – Cindy Crawford

Using Devon Alexander as leverage, Floyd Mayweather will fight Robert Guerrero this spring

Using Devon Alexander as leverage, Floyd Mayweather will fight Robert Guerrero this spring

With the elite cornerback accurately saying ‘it starts from the top,’ Woody Johnson must trade Darrelle Revis

With the elite cornerback accurately saying ‘it starts from the top,’ Woody Johnson must trade Darrelle Revis

Los Angeles Angels slugger Josh Hamilton says Texas Rangers fans primarily care about football

Los Angeles Angels slugger Josh Hamilton says Texas Rangers fans primarily care about football

Gavin Rees urges Ricky Burns to avoid getting pounded by Adrien Broner

Gavin Rees urges Ricky Burns to avoid getting pounded by Adrien Broner

Wisely refusing to throw at this week’s NFL Combine, sullied Trojan Matt Barkley will prove brilliant if he thrives passing at Pro Day in March

Wisely refusing to throw at this week’s NFL Combine, sullied Trojan Matt Barkley will prove brilliant if he thrives passing at Pro Day in March

Set to retire as the greatest pitcher in the annals of MLB, 2013 will be a yearlong farewell to New York Yankees legend Mariano Rivera

Set to retire as the greatest pitcher in the annals of MLB, 2013 will be a yearlong farewell to New York Yankees legend Mariano Rivera

Birthday babe of the week – Denise Richards

Birthday babe of the week – Denise Richards

Titus Young wasn’t a man for ‘The D’ or the ‘Rome of the West’

Titus Young wasn’t a man for ‘The D’ or the ‘Rome of the West’

After battering Gavin Rees, it is evident Adrien Broner is boxing’s next great superstar

After battering Gavin Rees, it is evident Adrien Broner is boxing’s next great superstar

Although improbable, for the betterment of both franchises, Los Angeles must convince Celtics star Kevin Garnett to become a Clipper

Although improbable, for the betterment of both franchises, Los Angeles must convince Celtics star Kevin Garnett to become a Clipper

Saul Alvarez tweets he’s set to ‘No Doubt’ batter Austin Trout on Cinco de Mayo weekend

Saul Alvarez tweets he’s set to ‘No Doubt’ batter Austin Trout on Cinco de Mayo weekend

As a chronic lawbreaker, the NFL needs to indefinitely suspend Tennessee Titans wide receiver Kenny Britt

As a chronic lawbreaker, the NFL needs to indefinitely suspend Tennessee Titans wide receiver Kenny Britt

Birthday babe of the week – The seventh Laura Croft model, Karima Adebibe

Birthday babe of the week – The seventh Laura Croft model, Karima Adebibe

Memorable sports moment of the week – ‘Iron’ Mike Tyson is convicted of raping Miss Black Rhode Island Desiree Washington

Memorable sports moment of the week – ‘Iron’ Mike Tyson is convicted of raping Miss Black Rhode Island Desiree Washington

‘Bro,’ adding 10 pounds of muscle, Bryce Harper will become a superstar for the ages as a Washington National

‘Bro,’ adding 10 pounds of muscle, Bryce Harper will become a superstar for the ages as a Washington National

Washington Redskins team officials are confident Robert Griffin III will be healthy and ready to start in the 2013 opener

Washington Redskins team officials are confident Robert Griffin III will be healthy and ready to start in the 2013 opener

Birthday babe of the week – Paris Hilton

Birthday babe of the week – Paris Hilton

Memorable sports moment of the week – ‘The Modern Day Warrior’ Kerry Von Erich passes away

Memorable sports moment of the week – ‘The Modern Day Warrior’ Kerry Von Erich passes away

Taking aim at one of the feeblest organizations in sports, Daisuke Matsuzaka is a schmuck to challenge the Boston Red Sox

Taking aim at one of the feeblest organizations in sports, Daisuke Matsuzaka is a schmuck to challenge the Boston Red Sox

Working with his father again, Floyd Mayweather will trump either Devon Alexander or Robert Guerrero this spring

Working with his father again, Floyd Mayweather will trump either Devon Alexander or Robert Guerrero this spring

Relocating his confidence, swagger and fastball, Tim Lincecum will return to being ‘The Freak’ those supporters of ‘Los Gigantes’ love

Relocating his confidence, swagger and fastball, Tim Lincecum will return to being ‘The Freak’ those supporters of ‘Los Gigantes’ love

Birthday babe of the week – Playboy beauty Teri Harrison

Birthday babe of the week – Playboy beauty Teri Harrison

Jacksonville Jaguars coach predicts Blaine Gabbert would be the first quarterback taken in this April’s NFL Draft

Jacksonville Jaguars coach predicts Blaine Gabbert would be the first quarterback taken in this April’s NFL Draft

Although Adrien Broner’s ‘attitude stinks,’ Gavin Rees will be knocked onto Queer Street by ‘The Problem’

Although Adrien Broner’s ‘attitude stinks,’ Gavin Rees will be knocked onto Queer Street by ‘The Problem’

The Green Bay Packers will likely have to choose between A.J. Hawk and Charles Woodson

The Green Bay Packers will likely have to choose between A.J. Hawk and Charles Woodson

Birthday babe of the week – Selita Ebanks

Birthday babe of the week – Selita Ebanks

Contrary to reports, Chicaco Bulls superstar Derrick Rose says he’s ‘far away’ from returning to the hardwood

Contrary to reports, Chicaco Bulls superstar Derrick Rose says he’s ‘far away’ from returning to the hardwood

Is Kate Upton an overweight, Caucasian version of Precious?

Is Kate Upton an overweight, Caucasian version of Precious?

Puerto Rican icon Miguel Cotto unwisely plans to fight in the autumn

Puerto Rican icon Miguel Cotto unwisely plans to fight in the autumn

Seahawks backup quarterback Matt Flynn can be had for the price of earthworms

Seahawks backup quarterback Matt Flynn can be had for the price of earthworms

Philadelphia’s Michael Vick and Chip Kelly will officially fly together as Eagles

Philadelphia’s Michael Vick and Chip Kelly will officially fly together as Eagles

Some jackass AFC scouting director contends Matt Barkley and Kellen Moore are physically comparable

Some jackass AFC scouting director contends Matt Barkley and Kellen Moore are physically comparable

Birthday babe of the week – Shanina Shaik

Birthday babe of the week – Shanina Shaik

Daisuke Matsuzaka will flounder as a Cleveland Indian and be returned to the Far East prior to the All-Star Game in July

Daisuke Matsuzaka will flounder as a Cleveland Indian and be returned to the Far East prior to the All-Star Game in July

The Miami Dolphins are wisely ready to part with Reggie Bush in favor of Lamar Miller

The Miami Dolphins are wisely ready to part with Reggie Bush in favor of Lamar Miller

Memorable sports moment of the week – Ted DiBiase’s scheme allows André the Giant to pin Hulk Hogan

Memorable sports moment of the week – Ted DiBiase’s scheme allows André the Giant to pin Hulk Hogan

Adrien Broner will knock Welshman Gavin Rees onto Queer Street within nine rounds

Adrien Broner will knock Welshman Gavin Rees onto Queer Street within nine rounds

The benefits of Fenugreek extract

The benefits of Fenugreek extract

The fastest muscle building workouts

The fastest muscle building workouts

Birthday babe of the week – Jennifer Aniston

Birthday babe of the week – Jennifer Aniston

‘Dr. Steelhammer’ Wladimir Klitschko is reportedly preparing to surgically batter Italian Francesco Pianeta

‘Dr. Steelhammer’ Wladimir Klitschko is reportedly preparing to surgically batter Italian Francesco Pianeta

The Jacksonville Jaguars are wisely determined to ‘build around’ Blaine Gabbert

The Jacksonville Jaguars are wisely determined to ‘build around’ Blaine Gabbert

Respected by legitimate badass Terrell Suggs, San Francisco 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick is undoubtedly ‘the truth’

Respected by legitimate badass Terrell Suggs, San Francisco 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick is undoubtedly ‘the truth’

Memorable sports moment of the week – James ‘Buster’ Douglas knocked Mike Tyson onto Queer Street

Memorable sports moment of the week – James ‘Buster’ Douglas knocked Mike Tyson onto Queer Street

Citing ballooned tax rates, Manny Pacquiao wants to fight Juan Manuel Marquez outside of America

Citing ballooned tax rates, Manny Pacquiao wants to fight Juan Manuel Marquez outside of America

Birthday babe of the week – Miss Earth Nicole Estelle Faria

Birthday babe of the week – Miss Earth Nicole Estelle Faria

The New York Jets will soon fire mediocre linebacker Bart Scott

The New York Jets will soon fire mediocre linebacker Bart Scott

76ers center Andrew Bynum won’t debut in Philadelphia until around the time March Madness commences

76ers center Andrew Bynum won’t debut in Philadelphia until around the time March Madness commences

Memorable sports moment of the week – The Boston Celtics retire Larry Bird’s jersey number 33

Memorable sports moment of the week – The Boston Celtics retire Larry Bird’s jersey number 33

The ‘flat out cool’ Sergio Martinez is featured on the cover of the most recent edition of Rolling Stone magazine

The ‘flat out cool’ Sergio Martinez is featured on the cover of the most recent edition of Rolling Stone magazine

Birthday babe of the week – Louise Glover

Birthday babe of the week – Louise Glover

As a social networking reject, Manti Te’o was wise to delete his Twitter account

As a social networking reject, Manti Te’o was wise to delete his Twitter account

New York Yankees legend Derek Jeter is confident he’ll be playing on Opening Day against the Boston Red Sox

New York Yankees legend Derek Jeter is confident he’ll be playing on Opening Day against the Boston Red Sox

Rather than outclassing Robert Guerrero, Floyd Mayweather will now batter Devon Alexander

Rather than outclassing Robert Guerrero, Floyd Mayweather will now batter Devon Alexander

Despite playing well recently, the Utah Jazz is a collection of bush league musicians on the hardwood sans Gordon Hayward

Despite playing well recently, the Utah Jazz is a collection of bush league musicians on the hardwood sans Gordon Hayward

Birthday babe of the week – Vincent Chase’s wife, Alice Eve

Birthday babe of the week – Vincent Chase’s wife, Alice Eve

The World Boxing Council reeks of corruption to rank Amir Khan as the second preeminent welterweight today

The World Boxing Council reeks of corruption to rank Amir Khan as the second preeminent welterweight today

Baltimore Ravens quarterback Joe Flacco deserves to be the richest athlete in ‘Charm City’

Baltimore Ravens quarterback Joe Flacco deserves to be the richest athlete in ‘Charm City’

Provided the dimwitted juicehead plays for the iconic EDA Rhinos, expect Manny Ramirez to get deported from East Asia prior to Memorial Day

Provided the dimwitted juicehead plays for the iconic EDA Rhinos, expect Manny Ramirez to get deported from East Asia prior to Memorial Day

Notorious juicehead Bill Romanowski is right to bash San Francisco 49ers wide receiver Randy Moss

Notorious juicehead Bill Romanowski is right to bash San Francisco 49ers wide receiver Randy Moss

Birthday babe of the week – Melissa Satta

Birthday babe of the week – Melissa Satta

Notorious juicehead Bill Romanowski is right to bash San Francisco 49ers wide receiver Randy Moss

Notorious juicehead Bill Romanowski is right to bash San Francisco 49ers wide receiver Randy Moss

Memorable sports moment of the week – Muhammad Ali badly tortures Ernie Terrell

Memorable sports moment of the week – Muhammad Ali badly tortures Ernie Terrell

Bolting Beantown for La-La Land, Kevin Garnett would help the Los Angeles Clippers win a title

Bolting Beantown for La-La Land, Kevin Garnett would help the Los Angeles Clippers win a title

Scrapping for the first time since the Manny Pacquiao debacle, Timothy Bradley will overwhelm Russian Ruslan Provodnikov

Scrapping for the first time since the Manny Pacquiao debacle, Timothy Bradley will overwhelm Russian Ruslan Provodnikov

Birthday babe of the week – Christie Brinkley

Birthday babe of the week – Christie Brinkley

Deserving of the 2012 NFL Comeback Player of the Year award, Peyton Manning will instead be remembered for banging the pooch against the Baltimore Ravens

Deserving of the 2012 NFL Comeback Player of the Year award, Peyton Manning will instead be remembered for banging the pooch against the Baltimore Ravens

As a man far removed from being a ‘cornball brother,’ Washington Redskins field general Robert Griffin III rightfully earned the Associated Press’ NFL Offensive Rookie of the Year

As a man far removed from being a ‘cornball brother,’ Washington Redskins field general Robert Griffin III rightfully earned the Associated Press’ NFL Offensive Rookie of the Year

How keeping the house cold can help you lose weight

How keeping the house cold can help you lose weight

Roger Mayweather is still pressing for Floyd to fight Manny Pacquiao

Roger Mayweather is still pressing for Floyd to fight Manny Pacquiao

DeSean Jackson wants Michael Vick and Chip Kelly to team offensively as Philadelphia Eagles

DeSean Jackson wants Michael Vick and Chip Kelly to team offensively as Philadelphia Eagles

Birthday babe of the week – Jodi Gordon

Birthday babe of the week – Jodi Gordon

With San Francisco 49ers defenders raving about the native Oklahoman, Sam Bradford will only thrive as a St. Louis Ram if Les Snead can improve the team

With San Francisco 49ers defenders raving about the native Oklahoman, Sam Bradford will only thrive as a St. Louis Ram if Les Snead can improve the team

Carl Froch will overcome Mikkel Kessler in their spring rematch

Carl Froch will overcome Mikkel Kessler in their spring rematch

Jerry Rice dwarfed Randy Moss on the gridiron and that fact is ‘straight cash, homey’

Jerry Rice dwarfed Randy Moss on the gridiron and that fact is ‘straight cash, homey’

The WBA will let Wladimir Klitschko brutalize another contender before battering Alexander Povetkin

The WBA will let Wladimir Klitschko brutalize another contender before battering Alexander Povetkin

Finally not acting like a used Trojan, USC head coach Lane Kiffin accepts complete responsibility for the hideous autumn in Troy

Finally not acting like a used Trojan, USC head coach Lane Kiffin accepts complete responsibility for the hideous autumn in Troy

Birthday babe of the week – Yael Bar Zohar

Birthday babe of the week – Yael Bar Zohar

A year after being sandbagged by asinine Washington Nationals general manager Mike Rizzo, flamethrower Stephen Strasburg is ‘champing at the bit’ for this season

A year after being sandbagged by asinine Washington Nationals general manager Mike Rizzo, flamethrower Stephen Strasburg is ‘champing at the bit’ for this season

Hall of fame running back Marshall Faulk is right that the New England Patriots ‘cheated out’ three Super Bowl championships

Hall of fame running back Marshall Faulk is right that the New England Patriots ‘cheated out’ three Super Bowl championships

Although not good enough to overcome Miami, a healthy Derrick Rose and the Bulls will make the Heat sweat in May

Although not good enough to overcome Miami, a healthy Derrick Rose and the Bulls will make the Heat sweat in May

Birthday babe of the week – Lauren Conrad

Birthday babe of the week – Lauren Conrad

Kimbo Slice ends Shane Tilyard with a brutal body punch in Australia

Kimbo Slice ends Shane Tilyard with a brutal body punch in Australia

Nonito Donaire is named the 2012 Fighter of the Year by the Boxing Writers Association of America (BWAA)

Nonito Donaire is named the 2012 Fighter of the Year by the Boxing Writers Association of America (BWAA)

For the price of a Blair Thomas jersey, it actually makes sense for the New York Jets to glance at JaMarcus Russell

For the price of a Blair Thomas jersey, it actually makes sense for the New York Jets to glance at JaMarcus Russell

As the most overrated player in the annals of America’s Pastime, ‘Bitch Tits’ Alex Rodriguez needs to be fired in the Bronx

As the most overrated player in the annals of America’s Pastime, ‘Bitch Tits’ Alex Rodriguez needs to be fired in the Bronx

Birthday babe of the week – Leilani Dowding

Birthday babe of the week – Leilani Dowding

Prizefighting legend Floyd Mayweather Jr. will announce his next opponent around the time of Super Bowl XLVII

Prizefighting legend Floyd Mayweather Jr. will announce his next opponent around the time of Super Bowl XLVII

As a damaged and dirty ballplayer, Andrew Bynum will soon debut as a member of the Philadelphia 76ers

As a damaged and dirty ballplayer, Andrew Bynum will soon debut as a member of the Philadelphia 76ers

Wrongly shelved quarterback Alex Smith wants to be released by the 49ers and walk away from San Francisco

Wrongly shelved quarterback Alex Smith wants to be released by the 49ers and walk away from San Francisco

As a rare American Caucasian playing in today’s NBA, expect Gordon Hayward to soon dominate the league

As a rare American Caucasian playing in today’s NBA, expect Gordon Hayward to soon dominate the league

As a rare American Caucasian playing in today’s NBA, expect Gordon Hayward to soon dominate the league

As a rare American Caucasian playing in today’s NBA, expect Gordon Hayward to soon dominate the league

Comparing the benefits of slow repetitions versus fast repetitions

Comparing the benefits of slow repetitions versus fast repetitions

Birthday babe of the week – Heather Graham

Birthday babe of the week – Heather Graham

Developing into something of a modern day Butterbean, Kimbo Slice will knockout Australian Shane Tilyard on Wednesday night

Developing into something of a modern day Butterbean, Kimbo Slice will knockout Australian Shane Tilyard on Wednesday night

Seeking more loot than Mario Williams, New York Jets cornerback Darrelle Revis must be removed from the swamps of Jersey

Seeking more loot than Mario Williams, New York Jets cornerback Darrelle Revis must be removed from the swamps of Jersey

Memorable sports moment of the week – The New York Giants overcome the Buffalo Bills 20-19 to win Super Bowl XXV

Memorable sports moment of the week – The New York Giants overcome the Buffalo Bills 20-19 to win Super Bowl XXV

Birthday babe of the week – Tiger Woods’ mistress, Rachel Uchitel

Birthday babe of the week – Tiger Woods’ mistress, Rachel Uchitel

When again healthy, Andre Ward is determined to knockout Carl Froch

When again healthy, Andre Ward is determined to knockout Carl Froch

Memorable sports moment of the week – ‘Stone Cold’ Steve Austin wins a record third Royal Rumble

Memorable sports moment of the week – ‘Stone Cold’ Steve Austin wins a record third Royal Rumble

As a damaged and truly villainous ‘Superman,’ the Los Angeles Lakers need to trade Dwight Howard

As a damaged and truly villainous ‘Superman,’ the Los Angeles Lakers need to trade Dwight Howard

Birthday babe of the week – The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air actress Tatyana Ali

Birthday babe of the week – The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air actress Tatyana Ali

It now seems unlikely that Saul Alvarez will fight Austin Trout

It now seems unlikely that Saul Alvarez will fight Austin Trout

The benefits of quitting drinking

The benefits of quitting drinking

Thrilling knowledgeable Yankees fans everywhere, Brian Cashman says Alex Rodriguez could miss the entire 2013 season

Thrilling knowledgeable Yankees fans everywhere, Brian Cashman says Alex Rodriguez could miss the entire 2013 season

To even attempt to fly, the Jets need to remove ‘Revis Island’ from the swamps in Jersey and deal Darrelle Revis

To even attempt to fly, the Jets need to remove ‘Revis Island’ from the swamps in Jersey and deal Darrelle Revis

Birthday babe of the week – Lily Donaldson

Birthday babe of the week – Lily Donaldson

Floyd Mayweather Jr. bizarrely denies he’s fighting Robert Guerrero on May 4

Floyd Mayweather Jr. bizarrely denies he’s fighting Robert Guerrero on May 4

Built like Precious and motivated like Jeffrey Lebowski, JaMarcus Russell will fail trying to make an NFL comeback

Built like Precious and motivated like Jeffrey Lebowski, JaMarcus Russell will fail trying to make an NFL comeback

Robbing Jimmer Fredette of playing time, village idiot coach Keith Smart is determined to prevent ‘Jimmermania’ from erupting in ‘Sac-Town’

Robbing Jimmer Fredette of playing time, village idiot coach Keith Smart is determined to prevent ‘Jimmermania’ from erupting in ‘Sac-Town’

Both utterly spent, graybeards Roy Jones Jr. and Irishman Steve Collins will soon fight

Both utterly spent, graybeards Roy Jones Jr. and Irishman Steve Collins will soon fight

Birthday babe of the week – Nicole Marie Lenz

Birthday babe of the week – Nicole Marie Lenz

If Derrick Rose is able to bloom in ‘The Windy City,’ the Chicago Bulls can win their first Larry O’Brien NBA Championship Trophy since 1998

If Derrick Rose is able to bloom in ‘The Windy City,’ the Chicago Bulls can win their first Larry O’Brien NBA Championship Trophy since 1998

Whether a village idiot or just a simpleton, it’s impossible to relate to Manti Te’o

Whether a village idiot or just a simpleton, it’s impossible to relate to Manti Te’o

Bernard Hopkins wants to simultaneously beat Tavoris Cloud and retire Don King

Bernard Hopkins wants to simultaneously beat Tavoris Cloud and retire Don King

Birthday babe of the week – Doutzen Kroes

Birthday babe of the week – Doutzen Kroes

Being shelved for the immortal Earl Clark, the New York Knicks should rescue Pau Gasol from purgatory in Tinseltown

Being shelved for the immortal Earl Clark, the New York Knicks should rescue Pau Gasol from purgatory in Tinseltown

With a badly damaged ankle, will Stephen Curry prove unable to standout for the Golden State Warriors?

With a badly damaged ankle, will Stephen Curry prove unable to standout for the Golden State Warriors?

As a better quarterback than Colin Kaepernick, don’t be shocked if Baltimore’s Joe Flacco is soon screaming, ‘I’m going to Disney World!’

As a better quarterback than Colin Kaepernick, don’t be shocked if Baltimore’s Joe Flacco is soon screaming, ‘I’m going to Disney World!’

Birthday babe of the week – Tiffani Thiessen

Birthday babe of the week – Tiffani Thiessen

Bernard Hopkins details how badly Floyd Mayweather would have outclassed Manny Pacquiao

Bernard Hopkins details how badly Floyd Mayweather would have outclassed Manny Pacquiao

Never winning a title without cameras, the New England Patriots again proved to be terrible choke artists against the Baltimore Ravens

Never winning a title without cameras, the New England Patriots again proved to be terrible choke artists against the Baltimore Ravens

Although banging the pooch as a senior Trojan, Matt Barkley will still be the first quarterback taken in April’s NFL Draft

Although banging the pooch as a senior Trojan, Matt Barkley will still be the first quarterback taken in April’s NFL Draft

Memorable sports moment of the week – Los Angeles Lakers legend Kobe Bryant scores 81 points

Memorable sports moment of the week – Los Angeles Lakers legend Kobe Bryant scores 81 points

Memorable sports moment of the week – Hulk Hogan pins The Iron Sheik to win his first WWF heavyweight championship

Memorable sports moment of the week – Hulk Hogan pins The Iron Sheik to win his first WWF heavyweight championship

Birthday babe of the week – Izabella Miko

Birthday babe of the week – Izabella Miko

After getting sandbagged by the 49ers, Alex Smith could flourish as a Brown in Cleveland

After getting sandbagged by the 49ers, Alex Smith could flourish as a Brown in Cleveland

With Iman Shumpert back and Raymond Felton nearing a return, the New York Knicks are ready for a title run

With Iman Shumpert back and Raymond Felton nearing a return, the New York Knicks are ready for a title run

Like a ‘Ghost,’ Kelly Pavlik surprisingly retires from boxing

Like a ‘Ghost,’ Kelly Pavlik surprisingly retires from boxing

Adrien Broner is ready to bloody tough Scotsman Ricky Burns

Adrien Broner is ready to bloody tough Scotsman Ricky Burns

Birthday babe of the week – Raica Oliveira

Birthday babe of the week – Raica Oliveira

Unfortunately, thanks to the outstanding work of Dr. Bryan Kelly, ‘Bitch Tits’ Alex Rodriguez will now have an easier time returning to the diamond

Unfortunately, thanks to the outstanding work of Dr. Bryan Kelly, ‘Bitch Tits’ Alex Rodriguez will now have an easier time returning to the diamond

Although harder to root for than the reemergence of polio, hopefully Ryan Leaf can find solace in the slammer

Although harder to root for than the reemergence of polio, hopefully Ryan Leaf can find solace in the slammer

Is Brit Amir Khan set to battle Ricky Hatton’s conqueror, Ukrainian Vyacheslav Senchenko, in England?

Is Brit Amir Khan set to battle Ricky Hatton’s conqueror, Ukrainian Vyacheslav Senchenko, in England?

Lying about Trojans brawling, USC suits need to axe inept head coach Lane Kiffin

Lying about Trojans brawling, USC suits need to axe inept head coach Lane Kiffin

Birthday babe of the week – Stacey Dash

Birthday babe of the week – Stacey Dash

Matt Flynn as a member of the New York Jets has the potential to be a disaster like Scott Mitchell floundering as a Lion in Detroit

Matt Flynn as a member of the New York Jets has the potential to be a disaster like Scott Mitchell floundering as a Lion in Detroit

Bernard Hopkins to officially ‘Execute’ Tavoris Cloud in Brooklyn this spring

Bernard Hopkins to officially ‘Execute’ Tavoris Cloud in Brooklyn this spring

At best, Notre Dame Fighting Irish linebacker Manti Te’o possesses a 24th chromosome or is South Bend’s resident village idiot

At best, Notre Dame Fighting Irish linebacker Manti Te’o possesses a 24th chromosome or is South Bend’s resident village idiot

Peyton Manning is one of the preeminent choke artists in recent sports history

Peyton Manning is one of the preeminent choke artists in recent sports history

The Washington Nationals will mercifully allow Stephen Strasburg ‘to pitch 200 innings’ this season

The Washington Nationals will mercifully allow Stephen Strasburg ‘to pitch 200 innings’ this season

Birthday babe of the week – Kate Moss

Birthday babe of the week – Kate Moss

Memorable sports moment of the week – Chicago Bulls power forward Dennis ‘The Menace’ Rodman boots cameraman Eugene Amos in the ballsack

Memorable sports moment of the week – Chicago Bulls power forward Dennis ‘The Menace’ Rodman boots cameraman Eugene Amos in the ballsack

Ray Leonard speaks about Juan Manuel Marquez knocking Manny Pacquiao onto Queer Street

Ray Leonard speaks about Juan Manuel Marquez knocking Manny Pacquiao onto Queer Street

Considering Kenny Britt’s sordid past, it’s likely the Tennessee Titans receiver was ‘involved in the (stabbing) incident’

Considering Kenny Britt’s sordid past, it’s likely the Tennessee Titans receiver was ‘involved in the (stabbing) incident’

Birthday babe of the week – Irina Shayk

Birthday babe of the week – Irina Shayk

After ravaging the pooch and getting intercepted by Baltimore Ravens cornerback Corey Graham, it is inarguable that Tim Tebow did as much for the Denver Broncos in 2011 as Peyton Manning did for the franchise this past autumn

After ravaging the pooch and getting intercepted by Baltimore Ravens cornerback Corey Graham, it is inarguable that Tim Tebow did as much for the Denver Broncos in 2011 as Peyton Manning did for the franchise this past autumn

With both battling on May 4, Floyd Mayweather and Saul Alvarez seem destined to scrap in September

With both battling on May 4, Floyd Mayweather and Saul Alvarez seem destined to scrap in September

Birthday babe of the week – Former WWE Diva Kelly Kelly

Birthday babe of the week – Former WWE Diva Kelly Kelly

Snubbing the Philadelphia Eagles and their subhuman fan base, Brian Kelly remains determined to lead the Fighting Irish to glory

Snubbing the Philadelphia Eagles and their subhuman fan base, Brian Kelly remains determined to lead the Fighting Irish to glory

Rather than getting battered by David Price, batshit crazy Englishman Dereck Chisora should retire from boxing and seek therapy

Rather than getting battered by David Price, batshit crazy Englishman Dereck Chisora should retire from boxing and seek therapy

Memorable sports moment of the week – Joe DiMaggio and Marilyn Monroe exchange vows

Memorable sports moment of the week – Joe DiMaggio and Marilyn Monroe exchange vows

Birthday babe of the week – Daniela De Jesus Cosio

Birthday babe of the week – Daniela De Jesus Cosio

Finally forgetting about Phil Jackson, P.J. Carlesimo is no longer the Brooklyn Nets interim coach

Finally forgetting about Phil Jackson, P.J. Carlesimo is no longer the Brooklyn Nets interim coach

International Boxing Hall of Famer ‘Sugar’ Ray Leonard believes Adrien Broner is ‘the entire package’

International Boxing Hall of Famer ‘Sugar’ Ray Leonard believes Adrien Broner is ‘the entire package’

Greg Oden plans on returning to the NBA prior to the 2013-14 season

Greg Oden plans on returning to the NBA prior to the 2013-14 season

Sadly, Manny Pacquiao seems destined to become boxing’s next tragic figure

Sadly, Manny Pacquiao seems destined to become boxing’s next tragic figure

Birthday babe of the week – Katherine Webb

Birthday babe of the week – Katherine Webb

As an Irishman lacking fight, Brian Kelly will soon bolt South Bend and coach the Philadelphia Eagles

As an Irishman lacking fight, Brian Kelly will soon bolt South Bend and coach the Philadelphia Eagles

Long banging Jeanie Buss, Hall of Famer Phil Jackson is lying to claim he has ‘no intention of ever coaching again’

Long banging Jeanie Buss, Hall of Famer Phil Jackson is lying to claim he has ‘no intention of ever coaching again’

With members of the Baseball Writers’ Association of America establishing an honorable precedent, juiceheads Barry Bonds, Roger Clemens and Sammy Sosa have been temporarily barred from the Village of Cooperstown

With members of the Baseball Writers’ Association of America establishing an honorable precedent, juiceheads Barry Bonds, Roger Clemens and Sammy Sosa have been temporarily barred from the Village of Cooperstown

Birthday babe of the week – Abbey Crouch

Birthday babe of the week – Abbey Crouch

After bizarrely questioning RG3, ‘cornball brother’ Rob Parker is no longer employed by ESPN

After bizarrely questioning RG3, ‘cornball brother’ Rob Parker is no longer employed by ESPN

Memorable sports moment of the week – John Elway engineers ‘The Drive’ to lead the Denver Broncos over the Cleveland Browns

Memorable sports moment of the week – John Elway engineers ‘The Drive’ to lead the Denver Broncos over the Cleveland Browns

Manuel Charr would fight David Haye ‘on the moon’ to again get bloodied and battered by Vitali Klitschko

Manuel Charr would fight David Haye ‘on the moon’ to again get bloodied and battered by Vitali Klitschko

Rather than transferring, Gunner Kiel needs to exhibit testicular fortitude and battle Everett Golson to become the starting quarterback for the Notre Dame Fighting Irish in 2013

Rather than transferring, Gunner Kiel needs to exhibit testicular fortitude and battle Everett Golson to become the starting quarterback for the Notre Dame Fighting Irish in 2013

Birthday babe of the week – Kate Bosworth

Birthday babe of the week – Kate Bosworth

After undergoing surgery, Andre Ward says he’ll ‘return to the ring even better than (he) was prior to the injury’

After undergoing surgery, Andre Ward says he’ll ‘return to the ring even better than (he) was prior to the injury’

Birthday babe of the week – Golfer Natalie Gulbis

Birthday babe of the week – Golfer Natalie Gulbis

Fortunately for fans of Notre Dame football, leaving South Bend in favor of the NFL ‘is not an option’ for Brian Kelly

Fortunately for fans of Notre Dame football, leaving South Bend in favor of the NFL ‘is not an option’ for Brian Kelly

With Russell Wilson destined to lead the Seattle Seahawks for the next decade, general managers should realize Matt Flynn reeks of becoming the next Scott Mitchell

With Russell Wilson destined to lead the Seattle Seahawks for the next decade, general managers should realize Matt Flynn reeks of becoming the next Scott Mitchell

Dismissing the observations of a neurologist, Manny Pacquiao will unwisely keep throwing fists

Dismissing the observations of a neurologist, Manny Pacquiao will unwisely keep throwing fists

Birthday babe of the week – Paulina Gretzky

Birthday babe of the week – Paulina Gretzky

An effective 1-hour biceps workout

An effective 1-hour biceps workout

The 12 most memorable knockouts in boxing history

The 12 most memorable knockouts in boxing history

ESPN’s Sal Paolantonio, a former decorated Naval officer, believes Redskins quarterback Robert Griffin III could lead troops into warfare

ESPN’s Sal Paolantonio, a former decorated Naval officer, believes Redskins quarterback Robert Griffin III could lead troops into warfare

Birthday babe of the week – Kristin Cavallari

Birthday babe of the week – Kristin Cavallari

Potentially showing signs of Parkinson’s disease, Manny Pacquiao must immediately retire from boxing

Potentially showing signs of Parkinson’s disease, Manny Pacquiao must immediately retire from boxing

Once Tony Sparano is mercifully clipped, Norv Turner should be hired to work for Rex Ryan and refuel the Jets stagnant offense

Once Tony Sparano is mercifully clipped, Norv Turner should be hired to work for Rex Ryan and refuel the Jets stagnant offense

Birthday babe of the week – January Jones

Birthday babe of the week – January Jones

After the Warriors bolt ‘The Town’ for San Francisco, Stephen Curry will become a more recognized artist on the hardwood and eventually bring a title to ‘The Paris of the West’

After the Warriors bolt ‘The Town’ for San Francisco, Stephen Curry will become a more recognized artist on the hardwood and eventually bring a title to ‘The Paris of the West’

Fighting age, inactivity and the effects of a stint behind bars for being a domestic abuser, Floyd Mayweather Jr. will find a way to outclass Robert Guerrero

Fighting age, inactivity and the effects of a stint behind bars for being a domestic abuser, Floyd Mayweather Jr. will find a way to outclass Robert Guerrero

Speaking like loon, Urban Meyer claims Tim Tebow can excel in a spread offense like Robert Griffin III, Russell Wilson, Colin Kaepernick and Cam Newton have

Speaking like loon, Urban Meyer claims Tim Tebow can excel in a spread offense like Robert Griffin III, Russell Wilson, Colin Kaepernick and Cam Newton have

Birthday babe of the week – Elin Nordegren

Birthday babe of the week – Elin Nordegren

Unproven bloke Nathan Cleverly is determined to scrap legendary geriatric Bernard Hopkins

Unproven bloke Nathan Cleverly is determined to scrap legendary geriatric Bernard Hopkins

Mikhail Prokhorov should tell Phil Jackson to go eat peyote and stick with P.J. Carlesimo as the Brooklyn Nets head coach

Mikhail Prokhorov should tell Phil Jackson to go eat peyote and stick with P.J. Carlesimo as the Brooklyn Nets head coach

Michael Vick, who always gives ‘110 percent effort,’ is right to bash his teammates on the Philadelphia Eagles

Michael Vick, who always gives ‘110 percent effort,’ is right to bash his teammates on the Philadelphia Eagles

Until next being knocked onto Queer Street, Amir Khan feels ‘young, fresh and hungry’

Until next being knocked onto Queer Street, Amir Khan feels ‘young, fresh and hungry’